mols: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think,...
katara: a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
bbornfree: welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Omfg
bbornfree: Ask me weird stuff idk I’m rly bored and tired but can’t sleep so ye go for it 👊
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: a-touch-of-frost: Do you ever just look at your follower count and suddenly realize that all these people actually see what you post. #i’m so sorry
comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
You meet somebody and you fall in love, and you do everything for them. They’re...– Tegan Quin (via durianquotes)
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
infinitylooper: Something to think about: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests. This isn’t sustainable.
hiphoptilidie: get this, one of my high school teachers had twins two days ago. sounds pretty normal right? WRONG. one is black and one is white. you’d think this was already strange enough, BUT YOU ARE DEAD WRONG. one twin has SIX FUCKING FINGERS ON ONE HAND! what could be more strange? SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING BIOLOGY TEACHER WHO SPECIALISES IN GENETICS. BOOM. Hahahah. Layton yeah? I saw her a...
googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
mishaoverlord: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
zeloismybaby: kindred-spiritss: hamfarto: dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise ask Patrick Star
lolsofunny: lukeslamb: high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages (lol here!)